One Time Only

Confession: I don't really like spending money on the baby. Maybe because I DON'T EVEN KNOW HIM YET! It's almost the same as walking down the street and handing random people cash, except that they're not curled up in the fetal position in my abdomen (nor am I going to have to change their diapers in the middle of the night, so there's that...). 

Anyway. 

This one time only I bought him more books than myself. You're welcome, baby. Don't get used to it. 

And no, I'm not reading to my belly.