Bottoms Up

Since I will forever associate Fridays with Happy Hour (even thought I go only once or twice a month), this post on The Curse of the Drinking Class fits today. Dorian Gray as an Appletini- without a doubt. Holden Caulfied slamming a Jager Float- for sure.

I'm still trying to decide what my drink would be, if I was a character. I'd love to say I was a Tom Collins, but my iPhone devotion prevents me from being retro enough. Same goes with a Long Island- I'm pretty sure I'm not strong enough to knock grown men to the floor after a few servings. I think I should probably drink more in order to make a more informed decision.

Cheers!