Shoe Shopping < Book Shopping

Top 5 reasons book shopping is better than shoe shopping:

5. Books take up far less room than shoes.
4. No one will have put their nasty feet in a book that you buy.
3. You will always look good holding a book. Crocs, Birkenstocks, and Dr. Scholls- not so much.
2. You don't have to worry about books going out of style or not matching.
1. Book will never cause you physical pain.

(I almost bought these to chaperon prom in, but besides the fact they're
a little cheap hookerish, they also left a trail of glitter)