October Reviews

Excuse the brevity and absence of pictures, but I’m off to LA for the Helen Fielding reading tonight (excuses FTW). 

Running in the Family by Michael Ondaatje

203 pages

I wrote about this memoir earlier in the month after reading it with my students and really enjoyed it. In brief, Ondaatje tells the story of a trip he takes back to Ceylon, now Sri Lanka, to put the pieces of his family history together. The reader must accept, just like Ondaatje, that he or she might not be completely informed- there are times one isn’t sure who exactly speaking or if the stories being told are completely factual.


Verdict: It’s not for everyone (stream of consciousness, non-linear narrative, poetry, etc…) but I thought it was fascinating and appreciated the risks he took (although critics maintain that he is still just a “Western autobiographer).


What I Had Before I Had You by Sarah Cornwell

288 pages

This doesn’t come out until January, but I was able to receive an ARC through Amazon. The narrator, Olivia, a bipolar woman, has cheated on her husband and is moving her young son and teenaged daughter from Texas to New York. She decides to visit her hometown of Ocean Vista where her son, also bipolar, disappears at the beach. While trying to find him she must also tackle the demons of her youth, flashing back to her teenaged years with a mentally ill mother, new friends, too much freedom.


Verdict: Cornwell has a unique tone, but at times I felt some of the coincidences and such were a bit too far-fetched. As someone who grew up with a bipolar father some of the elements of this book did hit home- it’s always interesting to see someone else’s spin on the illness.


Catch-22 by Joseph Heller

544 pages

I originally started reading this in July or August for our English department book club, but the date kept getting pushed back so I stalled. We finally met last week so I rushed to finish before our meeting. Just in case there’s another human being alive that hasn’t read it, Catch-22 is about a pilot named Yossarian in WWII, stationed on an island off Italy, who is frustrated with the increasing number of missions he must fly before he is sent home. The novel satirizes the bureaucratic and stereotypical aspects of wars, with a non-linear, hilarious narrative.


Verdict: As our book club meeting demonstrated, this book is not for everyone. It’s long, it can be difficult to follow if you’re not prepared for the randomness of some of the scenes, and there are a ton of characters. That being said, I loved it and could kick myself for waiting so long to have read it.


Bridget Jones’s Diary, Bridget Jones’s Diary: The Edge of Reason, Mad About the Boy

288, 352, and 386 pages, respectively

Yes, I had a Bridget Jones month. I read the first book back in high school and thought I had read the second, but had apparently not. And then the third came out in mid-October and I was curious to see what happened to Bridget. I plan on writing a post this weekend on my thoughts on it as a “series” (such a dirty word), so check back in a few days if you’re dying to know. Oh, the suspense.


Monthly total: 2,061 pages

Happy Halloween!

As far as I see it, it's just another excuse to torture my dogs.


Bookish (and not so Bookish) Thoughts

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I must preface this post with the fact that it is baby/pregnancy related. If that's not your thing I totally get it and just want to assure you this will not be the norm. I'm getting it out of my system... for now (the thoughts... not the baby). And thank you for the well wishes on my post the other day- yay for babies!

1. Dear world, stop asking childless people if they plan on having kids. If they never want them they don't want to feel obligated to justify themselves. If it's not the right time they don't want to feel pressured. And if they've been trying for months and months they really don't want the reminder. 

[the most serious someecard I've ever seen]
2. We will definitely find out the gender. And if it's a girl there will be absolutely no princess shirts or hair bows larger than say a silver dollar. I'm sure your daughter looks adorable in her "I'm the Princess" t-shirt with her hair bow the size of her face, but that's not my style. And considering I have limited time in which I get to impose my fashion beliefs on her you can bet your ass I'm going to take advantage (overalls 24/7). If it's a boy he can wear princess shirts and huge bows. Whatever.

[the size of the kid's face; source... sorry]
3. I refuse to make any promises about anything. I mean I'm not going to smoke crack or go skydiving, but that's about it. Visitors the first few days after birth? Don't count on it. Breastfeeding? Who knows! Epidural? We'll see! My point is that I've never done any of this before, so I'm basically taking it one thing at a time.

4. I'm not having a large family baby shower, so I guess that is one promise I'm making. I despise baby showers with every ounce of my being and have worked hard to get out of many- subjecting others to the torture just seems wrong (as does having one solely to get free baby gear). I hate being the center of attention, I hate games ("you know what, let's not even wait 'til I say "baby"- just take my fucking clothespin now"), and I hate being at large social events where I can't drink alcohol. I'm not opposed to a small get together with friends, but that's not even something I have my heart set on. 

5. I'm still so relieved about the timing of this whole thing. I'm due the first week in May, meaning I'll get to teach my students all the way up until their IB and AP tests (I'm actually due on the IB test) and then let them go full-blown senioritis on a sub. If things go okay I'll come back in June for senior check out day and graduation (my students are already asking to see the kid, claiming it's "like a sibling to them," but again, no promises), but other than that I'll get to be home for three months before going back to work at the start of the next school year. 

6. Working at the UCLA Medical Center for four years has completely ruined me in terms of my hospital expectations. My area has shitty, shitty, shitty options- it would almost be better to deliver my baby in an alley behind a Chinese restaurant. And no, I'm no switching to Kaiser- UCLA also taught me HMOs are something I'd like to stay very far away from.

[UCLA is only 65 miles away... source]
7. I'm very excited to take up running again postpartum. I gave it up a year and a half or so ago because I was legitimately burnt out, but then never really picked it back up because we were trying to get pregnant. I turned to yoga and did a lot of hiking/incline walking, and then eventually cycling, but I do miss the idea of training for something. I've already got my eye on a comeback half marathon in the future. 

8. My husband and I have had a few conversations about kids and social media these days- we both find it alarming how prevalent young children are on the internet, but understand that it really is a personal decision. I'd never put my kid's face on public domain, meaning the blog or twitter. I'll also work to cull my Facebook friends list between now and then- if I wouldn't talk to you on the street then you're out. We also plan to talk to family and friends about it as well- I hate it when I see people post pictures of other peoples' kids without permission. Not all parents want their kids plastered on the internet for strangers to see. I know it's harmless, but still. I don't know if your friend from biology class back in high school is now a pedophile. Food for thought.


9. I don't want to hear about your labor experience. Maybe eventually, but not yet. I don't want to hear about how you had an epidural... or that you didn't. How you're lady parts were decimated. That you spent twenty-four hours in labor. I just don't. I'm quite aware that it can suck hardcore and really don't need any reminders.

10. I am not concerned whatsoever with how our dogs will do. I know that is a very valid concern in some houses, but I know Cordie and Chomsky will be just fine. We're working on getting the barking under control, but other than that I don't anticipate any baby-mauling.



Books on Your Back- Yossarian Lives

In honor of book club (I use this term very loosely, since we're just getting off the ground):

[source via Etsy via Shooting Star Designs, $20]

We've decided to read Blindness by Jose Saramago next, which has been on my list forever. Our entire English Department is invited to partake (almost 20 teachers), and we had 5 (womp womp womp) last time. It was still a great group and it's always nice to talk about literature with educated adults. 

Top Ten Tuesday- Halloween

I'm definitely not a Halloween person- in fact I find it a smidge annoying.

[genius! source]

I'm sure next year when I have a tiny human to dress up it might be more fun, but for now I'll just maintain the Halloween equivalent to a "bah humbug" attitude. I did sew my dogs superhero capes, though, so there is a bright spot. Oh, and my pumpkin is pretty cool (we'll see if it rots before Thursday, though). 

Anyway, the Broke and the Bookish are hosting a Halloween top ten this week, and while I don't really read much in terms of scary stories (I don't really get scared by books), I thought I'd weigh in:

1. The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson- There's nothing scarier than split personalities.

2. Carrie by Stephen King- Don't kill my Rory, but this is one of the very few (maybe only-?) King books I've ever read. 

3. Frankenstein by Mary Shelley- Did you know it's not just about a crazy green monster? Sheesh.

4. The Telltale Heart by Edgar Allen Poe- Typical, but one of the few I remember off the top of my head.

5. Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka- He turns into a giant bug (or does he?), for Christ's sake!

6. Fear Street by RL Stine- Just kiddingl

7. Macbeth by William Shakespeare- There's three witches, therefore it must work with the Halloween theme. Plus people dress up as trees. Well, sort of.

8. Stacey and the Halloween Masquerade by Ann M. Martin- I was always down for a seasonal BSC book back in the third grade.

9. A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens- There's nothing scarier than facing your past, present, and future in one night. 

10. Turn of the Screw by Henry James- Creepy ghosts and kids.

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