We're at the height of preparing for the AP Language and Composition test so I thought I'd bring you some more reading-related math. Hold on, let me pull out my abacus.
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I have 75 AP students*
Each will write approximately 11 essays in the next three weeks**
Each essay takes approximately 3 minutes to read***
Each student will therefore take up 33 minutes of my time
75 students x 33 minutes = 2,475 minutes/ 60 = 41.25 hours****
41.25 hours/18 days = 2.29 hours/day grading essays*****
Wow******
2.29 hours x 2 drinks/hour = 4.58 cocktails/grading session*******
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*I really love them and teaching this course, by the way
** Sorry guys, but practice makes "perfect"
*** Assuming it's legible and doesn't have five million errors
**** Then length of time it would take me to read about 4 books
***** When the eff do I have time for this?
****** Shit
******* If you're a district official, minor, or recovering alcoholic I am totally kidding
That's a whole lotta grading! Your students are going to be well prepared; I hope they show the AP test who's boss!*
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